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Constitutionally Gay: Why It’s Okay to Be a Homosexual But Not a Pedophile
The Constitution of the United States is perhaps the single greatest document ever conceived of in the history of human existence. Specifically it is the Bill of Rights, the amendments added to the...
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Street Cred by Proxy
I am not gangsta. When I am bored, instead of doodling I make up quadratic equations and solve them. I not only know the difference between “further” and “farther,” I insist at all times that those...
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Ms. Smith, Meet Mr. DoverMcHenderSmasherSonField
Generally, the terms “last name,” surname” and “family name” are used interchangeably to mean the same thing: the name that comes, you know, last in your given sequence of names, handed down through...
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Your Sexy Vasectomy
There are two kinds of men when it comes to mentioning the word “vasectomy”: those who immediately thrust a protective palm over their nether regions and those who have already had one. If you are...
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Who Needs Kinky Sex?
“I like it when she licks her lips, and her dress drops to the floor.” “I like for him to throw me on the bed and ravish me.” “I like rigging a rope to the ceiling fan, so I can strangle myself while...
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